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 | |  | | | | |  | |  | | | | én azt olvastam a nolon, hogy euro már max így is csak 2012ben lesz. |
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Csak egy érdeklődő lennék. Nejlonzacskóból van olyan eredményes a procedúra, mintha lufiból szívná az ember? |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | arock777: a baj még mindíg az, hogy *****, és hogy netröl nem fogok rendelni az is boztos... úgy döntöttem, hogy nekem most ez nem éri meg a kockázatot... :S |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | Siphers: a gazdasággal nem kell csinálni semmit, össze van szuakadva rendesen, meg olyan költségvetési hiány is van, hogy csak na! ennél csak jobban össze lesz szakadva... adók, árak mennek fel idén... ez zicher... ha nem hozzák be a hiányt nem lesz , az meg ugye megint azt jelenti, hogy 2010-ben nemsokan szavaznak majd az mszp-szdsz-re... |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | hali! milyen hatása van ekinek a kokainnal? |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | | már kipróbáltam, semmi baja nem lesz a sterilizálásnál, de érdemes betekerni celluxal, mert a magas hőmérséklet hatására ereszteni kezd... az meg ugye nem a legjobb, ha telefolyik vízzel... :) |
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| | | | | | | | | | | | SMART BLONDE (an anti-blonde-joke)
A Blonde and a Lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5.00, and vice versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you
pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00
bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the net and the Library Of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he
sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an
hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00,
and goes back to sleep |
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